Yes, vanity of vanities, I have my own URL. In case you're wondering, I'm the Chris Helzer who grew up in Maryland near DC, lived a few years in California, mostly the Bay Area, was schooled at Washington Waldorf, St. Anselm's, and the University of Maryland, and worked at a host of acronyms and near acronyms, including PMSI, MBM, TSI, LCC, Nextel, the FCC, and QP. Vice-versa, I'm not the Chris Helzer who is an excellent nature photographer and may be with the Nature Conservancy, the insurance salesman in San Diego, the Nike executive, or any others you might find by Googling my name.
I work in telecommunications, currently with Quadra Partners, LLC, and was consulting until recently. I also use Linked In, where you can view my professonal profile and contact me.
You can find the music I create at bandcamp, where you can stream it or download it, both for free. I somehwat arbitrarily split my musical output under Crystal Fear, perhaps more danceable, and Gæfumaðr, perhaps more varied and sometimes ambient. Can I also recommend my cousin's project, yelll_?
I used to have some websites with pictures of me and my family, but I am no longer maintaining them and still not willing to join Facebook after all these years, so all I have to say here is I live in Takoma Park, MD with my wife and two children.